Ha.. This is a post that i wanted to paste a long time ago. It started with a NATO about Simon sitting down to pee.

Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:19 PM):
but sit down to pee, then the cock go where?
NO BINGE DRINKING says (2:20 PM):
down??
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
nope
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
to heaven
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
i know
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
becos
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
melia
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
normally see it when it is up
S: tired. says (2:20 PM):
lol
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:21 PM):
BWHAHHAHAHAHAAH
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:21 PM):
where the cock go?
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:21 PM):
BWHAHAHAHAHAH
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:21 PM):
ROFL
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:21 PM):
hmmm
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:21 PM):
ya what
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:22 PM):
i mean, where u put the cock when u sit down ?
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:22 PM):
have to push it down right? not pain meh, kaos
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:22 PM):
and simon is right
诗 says (2:22 PM):
down
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:22 PM):
i hardly see a cock which is not standing one
诗 says (2:22 PM):
hahaha…
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:22 PM):
hahahaa
Valda M - happy sport (90) says (2:22 PM):
ok la mabbe when its soft, easier to manipulate
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:23 PM):
ahahahahahahahah
NO BINGE DRINKING says (2:23 PM):
it cannot be forever up what!
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:23 PM):
ROFL
NO BINGE DRINKING says (2:23 PM):
really cock man
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:23 PM):
wah lau..
Roy : Destroy ARSEnil tonite !!!! says (2:23 PM):
i must copy n paste this conversation on facebook

It is a good thing that i don’t work in the city. ERP has been going up and more gantries have been built and activated and to me, it is getting really ridiculous.

Gantries are popping up and the prices are going up. In good times, it is fine. It doesn’t really make sense to me that they are doing all this now esp when the cost of living is going up due to oil price increase. At times, it makes me wonder if the govt is really in sync with the ppl on the ground and if they really know how bad times are. Or they just take a microview that “traffic flow is bad and we must regulate the flow !”. If their intention is to force ppl to take public transport then it is a total failure. If that is the case, then i think our scholars and ministers ought to be sacked. I feel that ERP is just a easy way out to regulate traffic flow.

Every gantry built and every increase in ERP charges creates a domino effect in Singapore. Once the ERP charges is increased, cabs are reluctant to go into city to pick up passengers bcos the fare might not cover the cost of going in. And once that happens, the next thing that will happen is that taxi companies will raise fares to attract cabs to go into the city. According to Wifey’s uncle who is a cab driver, if a person is taking a cab to Chinatown or City during peak hour, the starting fare is $12 (inclusive of all the surcharges, ERP) and that is even before the journey starts. This would most probably force ppl to take buses and mrt. So now, is our public transport system fit enough to handle the demand? If it is, what about the livelihood of the taxi drivers?  Now, ppl will have second thoughts about taking a cab and maybe they might consider buying a car and then our traffic flow will not be any better. It is a vicious cycle and when will the increases stop?? How much more would they raise? If LTA’s idea is to regulate traffic flow, what is the domino effect to cost of living and business cost?

If the intention is to modify ppl’s behaviour and take public transport then LTA should scrap all ERP charges for taxis and buses. This would drive the cost of taking public transport down and more people will be glad to take a taxi or bus to City. To me, i think that LTA must take a more holistic and board view and adjust their policy rather than taking the easy way out of just building gantries and raising prices.

Went for a check-up on Sat.

Reyes is doing fine and seems to be enjoying his last 8 weeks in Wifey’s tummy. He has been tossing and turning and dun-know-what-else-he-is-doing. He is growing hair and i hope that it is not lan-jiao moh.. Hahahahah

But poor Wifey is going thru the same thing that she had during her first trimester. She is feeling sleepy and feeling hungry.

For Wifey, other than the bloated feet and stretch marks, she has been having an excellent and happy pregnancy. She didn’t have much morning sickness or aches in her body. She is eating happily and so far, Reyes has been responding happily too. At night, she does get the occasional cramps but she seem to have found the solution for it by drinking milk before she sleeps. She does get the occasional mood swings but she get over it pretty quickly so that is a good thing.

For me, I have been watching Wifey’s tummy as it grows bigger by the day. I try to do my part to lessen her burdens like picking up her shoes and put it on the shoe rack. I also wash the dishes after she cooks and bring out the thrash. At night, i will always put my hand on her tummy to feel Reyes’ kicks and movement as i drift off to sleep. I am quite amazed by Wifey’s ability to sleep through all those movements.. Hahaha..

So far, it has been a good and amazing ride.. kekekekek..

1 kg to be exact.. AHAHHAHAHHA :P

We just went to the gynae for a our scheduled scan and everything is fine with Reyes and Wifey. When we saw Reyes on the screen, he was using his hand to hold his leg in an upside down position. Seems that he likes being upside down. Hahahahah..

We were wondering if we should go for the detailed scan but then decided against it. Quite expensive and we rather save the money to do something else. We are getting tons of clothes from Wifey’s sis, sis-in-law and my auntie sent a bundle of clothes from the USA to us too. In fact, we got so many things that are going to be given to us that we don’t know what we must buy. LOL

3 more months to go before we see little Reyes and i can’t wait :)

Petrol vs Coke

Got this funny “ad” in my email. Seems to be an Australia-based.

The irony of it is the statements that they have on their websites.

Shell

Shell is a global group of energy and petrochemicals companies. With 104,000 employees in more than 110 countries, we play a key role in helping to meet the world’s growing demand for energy in economically, environmentally and socially responsible ways.

ExxonMobil

We are committed to meeting the world’s growing demand for energy in an economically, environmentally and socially responsible manner.

ExxonMobil made US$11 BILLION last quarter

Shell made US$3.6 BILLION last quarter

Chevron made US$4.72 BILLION last quarter

Socially responsible ?? Pfffttt.. Don’t make me puke. With such huge profits, i don’t understand how they can justify the increase in pump prices in tandem with crude oil increase.

Petrol prices have sky-rocketed in the past 2 years and it doesn’t seem to be stopping. I am not sure what is the cause of all this. Some say that it is due to the US economy, the boom to the China & India that is the cause of all this. I think it is more to unscrupulous speculators who are the cause of this. I believe that it wouldn’t have been so bad if crude oil prices didn’t push past the US100 barrier but some joker decided that he will be the first one to push the price beyond that. And after doing that, nothing bad happened to the world economy and so now, it is a no-holds-barred time.

Of course, it is not only the traders. The petroleum companies are partially a problem too. They are quick to raise it but when crude oil prices drops, they are slow to bring down the pump prices. If the petroleum companies could just hold the pump prices and not increase it every time crude oil goes up, i think that it should stabilise the crude oil prices too.

Anyway, i doubt that they(traders and companies) are that socially responsible and the only way to get things back to realistic level is to have a stock market crash which causes these speculators get their fingers burnt and go bankrupt.

Blah ! I think it is time to take public transport / cycle / walk !

We are moving back to Pasir Ris. Woo Hoo !!! And just in time too, my irritating brother is coming back from USA so i shouldn’t “BA ZHAN” his room *rolleyes*

After 2 years of living with my parents, i got my place and i am moving back ! Well, the only thing that i am going to miss is having Ah Nit to cook dinner and wash my clothes.. LOL

With petrol prices flying sky-high, it is great that i can take the bus to work bcos the workplace is so near Pasir Ris :).. Save money on petrol = More money for the SINs !

I got the key back from the tenant last week and we have settled most of the things that we need to do. It seems that the house would be ready next week and we can move in then. :) . All we have to do is to buy mattress and crockery.

Finally, the SINS are reopening !!!! Happy days !!!

LFC 1 - 0 Man City

Spurs 0 - 2 LFC

In his very first season, Torres has broken the record for the best goal tally by a foreign player in his first season. He has been the striker that we have been waiting for since Fowler & Owen. He is totally in a class of his own.

Another bright spark is that our reserves won the reserve league. That is quite a feat considering that there was no senior players in the reserve team. Our future looks bright and i hope that we will have a conveyor belt of talent in the near future.

Anyway, the ownership debacle has not been resolved and it is worrying as the transfer window is opening soon. LFC can only have one owner and i hope that it won’t be Hicks nor Gillett

I am always excited when we go to the gynae for the monthly checkup. Not only does it give me the chance to “see” Reyes, it also give me a peace of mind that he is growing well and to know that both Wifey and Reyes are ok.

Reyes is growing very BIIIIIGGG.. ahahhah.. He currently weighs 869g which is very big for his age. Accordingly to some websites, his ideal weight should be 600-700g. My little boy is not little.. ahahahahhaa. Anyway, poor Wifey has to cut down on her milo and chocolate milk bcos if Reyes grows any bigger, she will need a C-section and i don’t think Wifey wants that.

We have also started to buy stuff for Reyes. I just hope that he fits into the clothes that we buy for him when he comes out. :P

Another 4 more months to go !

Life has been really good to me for the past 1 year. Wifey and i were just saying that it has only been a 1+ yr that everything happened and we got back together.

It has not been easy for Wifey but she is a strong woman and now, we are expecting our first kid, Reyes. Reyes has been growing well and apparently, he is the heaviest in the thread that Wifey is in. :P. We also did a detailed scan and we “saw” him for the first time and it seems that he inherited my sexy thick lips.. AAHAHHAHAHAH :p

On the money side, we are doing well and our finances have never been better. As for the job side, i am happy where i am now and Wifey has a good class.

We are getting back our house in May and we will be doing some little reno to spruce up the place and fix up the baby playpen :)

I guess life is simple if i keep it simple and don’t over-complicate things.

And i think Wifey has summed it up the best with this letter that she wrote some time back.

My dear, thank you for all the love and sacrifices and i love you lots !!

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