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A bloody funny joke that i received in my email
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw meand said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word… but we had wild sex all night.Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said.. “What’s for dinner, Batman?”
Ha.
For once, i managed to surprise Wifey w/o her suspecting of anything. I took half-day and went to get her an I-Phone which cost a cool 1.1k. Then i got Puat to help me crack the phone so that she can do weird stuff on it.
Anyway, it is very amazing that i am willingy to fork out this kind of money for a gift but i felt that she deserves a wonderful V-day gift.
Hopefully, this gift will last her for the next 2 years ?
Lots of things to update. So i will just summarise it up.
1) Reyes got baptised in St Ignatius church. He fell asleep for majority of the mass. 
2) Reyes fell off our bed while i was shitting. Scared the shit out of me and in the end, i didn’t have any more shit to shit out.
3) Reyes went to his first KTV session
4) Reyes got his first ang paos and enjoyed his first CNY
5) Reyes can flip to his tummy and flip back
6) Reyes has gotten heavier and stronger
7) Reyes has started eating cereal and drinking formula milk
Reyes is being taken care by MIL
9) Reyes’ feet can touch the floor when he is on the jump-per-roo
10) His currypuff hair has become his trademark
Preston North End 0 – 2 LFC
Stoke City 0 – 0 LFC
LFC 1 – 1 Everton. Damn damn damn
LFC 1 – 1 Everton (FA Cup)
Wigan 1 – 1 LFC Sigh..
Finally, the Airbus project is finished and has gone into production mode.
It has been the most COMPLICATED projects ever and i hope that it works fine. It made me realise a few things.
1) Knowing your stuff is very important. Being well-versed in the business process will help you 10x more than any course that you can take
2) It is WHO you know and not WHAT you know. Thankfully, WHO i know thinks that i am capable and WHAT i know proves that too.
3) Must be firm in what i think is best for my system and ultimately, for myself
4) When a project / process is complex, it is important to break it down into individual parts and analyse
5) Being organised is important
6) If i don’t know / understand, i must ask. It helped me a lot to understand a lot of things because i asked a lot of questions
7) A picture is worth a thousand words
1. My middle name is Marc.
2. I was given 2 nicknames in secondary school. One was Goldfish and the other one was RMS. RMS = Roy Marc Sin and it also meant Rich Man’s Son. Up to this day, I don’t have a clue why i was named Rich Man’s Son.. *shrug*
3. I was an altar boy and in the church choir
4. I am scared of heights. Unless absolutely necessary, i wouldn’t do sky-diving, take a cable car or sit in a roller-coaster
5. I hate eating sotong, octopus or anything spongy
6. I love it when i go home after work and see Wifey and Reyes. I love waking up to see Wifey and Reyes sleeping beside me
7. I had 6 jobs in 7 years. My shortest work tenure was for 1 month before i quit.
8. I have a wife who not only ate her pi-sai when she was young, she has also cultivated the habit of leaving her pi-sai on my body. And it seems that Reyes has followed suit. After “wiping” his face on me, his pi-sai will be on my body. Do i look like a pi-sai collector ?
9. I am watching lots of Super Nanny to learn their techniques so that i can use them on Reyes. LOL
10. I have been a Liverpool fan since the late 1980s.
11. I have played every position in football.
12. I am a FM addict. There was a time when I played from 9am – 1159pm for an entire week. I only stopped for toilet breaks and shower. My meals would be in front of the computer
13. Even though i am in IT, i am a technology idiot. I have no fascination over the newest gadgets. That is why i can use a handphone for a long long time. To date, my current hp is the most advanced that i ever had because it has a camera and i actually use the camera.
14. I must shit in the morning. If i don’t, i will feel very uncomfortable for the entire day because the thought that “i must shit” will keep popping into my mind
15. I hate creepy crawly insects but I am terrified of flying cockroaches. It is the most digesting thing ever !
16. When i was young, i used to dig my nose and “paste” the pi-sai under the table
17. I am half-Hainanese, half-Cantonese but i only understand a bit of both languages. I cannot speak any of them fluently. My best dialect is Hokkien and that is also half-fucked. The only time when my hokkien is fluent is when i am super-high or pissed drunk because that is when all my hokkien vulgarities come out in smooth sentences. Usually, that shocks lots of ppl
18. If i can afford, I would love to have 4 kids
19. One day, I want to backpack with Wifey w/o a care in the world and to go to all the places that we want to go.
20. One day, I want to bring Wifey and kids to Anfield
21. I love chicken(not the geylang type). I can eat an entire chcken rice white chicken in one sitting.
22. My chinese sucks but somehow or rather, i am able to decipher what i read in the japanese(translated to chinese) comics that i buy
23. I think i was born as a bo-chap person. When i was in nursery, my mum brought me to see a psychiatrist bcos all my drawings were in black. After a while, they found out that i couldn’t be bothered to fight for the crayons and allowed the rest of the kids to take the colored ones first. So in the end, it was either white or black. I took black.
24. I am actually quite a shy person but i am also a firm believer that it is WHO you know and not WHAT you know that counts the most. So that is rather contradicting.
25. I want to follow in my parents’ footsteps. To achieve what they have achieve and to have what they have at their age
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