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Dear Wifey,
Ha ! Caught you by surprise right?
After reading your love letter to me, i felt a bit surprised at the feelings that you had. I thought that we were on the right track and doing fine.
I just want to reassure you that i still love you as much as before. Even though Reyes has taken up most of my attention, my feelings for you have not fade nor lessen. How can my love lessen for you when i see you doing so much for me and Reyes?
- Watching you nursing Reyes back to health when you are sick,
- Cook for him when he is hungry
- Play with him even when you are tired
- After all that, you still have to cook for me makes me appreciate you even more
- And a lot lot more..
I do not love you less but instead, i love you more and treasure you more. That is why after reading your love letter, i decided that i should park myself in the bedroom with you & Reyes when i do not have any con-calls. I think that while i was trying to be considerate to you and Reyes, i might have neglected your feelings without knowing it. After so many nightly con-calls, i have became used to parking myself outside to watch tv and use the laptop.
But don’t worry, the project has gone live and there will only be one con-call per week. So life will start getting back to normal.
Just as long, you don’t find me irritating for flipping channels that you will kick me out of the room. Hahahaha.
I find this part of the 小情歌 very nice so i am dedicating it to you
你 知道 就算 大雨 让 这 座 城市 颠倒
我 会 给 你 怀抱
就算 整个 世界 被 寂寞 绑票
我 也 不会 奔跑
Love you lots !
More funny jokes
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability allowance , too.’
And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
” Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started…
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started…..
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And then the fight started….
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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
And then the fight started…..
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’ My loving wife of 10 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?’
And then the fight started …
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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started…. —————————————————
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…. ——————————————————————–
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. ‘When you finish cutting the grass,’ I said, ‘you might as well sweep the driveway.’
and then the fight started…
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Hahhahhaahah
Lots of things to update. So i will just summarise it up.
1) Reyes got baptised in St Ignatius church. He fell asleep for majority of the mass. 
2) Reyes fell off our bed while i was shitting. Scared the shit out of me and in the end, i didn’t have any more shit to shit out.
3) Reyes went to his first KTV session
4) Reyes got his first ang paos and enjoyed his first CNY
5) Reyes can flip to his tummy and flip back
6) Reyes has gotten heavier and stronger
7) Reyes has started eating cereal and drinking formula milk
Reyes is being taken care by MIL
9) Reyes’ feet can touch the floor when he is on the jump-per-roo
10) His currypuff hair has become his trademark
Preston North End 0 – 2 LFC
Stoke City 0 – 0 LFC
LFC 1 – 1 Everton. Damn damn damn
LFC 1 – 1 Everton (FA Cup)
Wigan 1 – 1 LFC Sigh..
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