Dear Wifey,

Ha ! Caught you by surprise right?

After reading your love letter to me, i felt a bit surprised at the feelings that you had. I thought that we were on the right track and doing fine.

I just want to reassure you that i still love you as much as before. Even though Reyes has taken up most of my attention, my feelings for you have not fade nor lessen. How can my love lessen for you when i see you doing so much for me and Reyes?

1. Watching you nursing Reyes back to health when you are sick,
2. Cook for him when he is hungry
3. Play with him even when you are tired
4. After all that, you still have to cook for me makes me appreciate you even more
5. And a lot lot more..

I do not love you less but instead, i love you more and treasure you more. That is why after reading your love letter, i decided that i should park myself in the bedroom with you & Reyes when i do not have any con-calls.  I think that while i was trying to be considerate to you and Reyes, i might have neglected your feelings without knowing it. After so many nightly con-calls, i have became used to parking myself outside to watch tv and use the laptop.

But don’t worry, the project has gone live and there will only be one con-call per week. So life will start getting back to normal.

Just as long, you don’t find me irritating for flipping channels that you will kick me out of the room. Hahahaha.

I find this part of the 小情歌 very nice so i am dedicating it to you

你 知道 就算 大雨 让 这 座 城市 颠倒
我 会 给 你 怀抱
就算 整个 世界 被 寂寞 绑票
我 也 不会 奔跑

Love you lots !

Wow. It has been a long 6 months that i have updated this blog.

So here comes the update

1. Wifey is pregnant ! Hopefully, the baby will be a girl. We have too many boys in the family
2. I finally got my godddamn promotion and a minuscule pay increment. Blah
3. Kiat & Melia are a couple. Poor Kiat. Hahaha.
4. Reyes can walk !
5. Al sold his place and is moving back to his dad’s place to stay
6. Jason has sorted out his thoughts and ended his 8 yr long confusion
7. We went to see a fortune teller, got a bua-ing & counselling session and i was told that my unlucky color is Red. WTF ! Now i must go and buy the black Liverpool jersey
8. KY’s & Tommy’s Kobe has came to this world. Welcome to parenthood !
9. Reyes celebrated his 1st birthday at Signature park and mummy bought him a beautiful cake
10. Uncle Michael passed away

More funny jokes

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’ I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability allowance , too.’

And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’ ‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started… ———————————————————————-

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

” Nah, she can order for herself.”

And then the fight started…

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

And then the fight started…..

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started….

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

And then the fight started…..

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’ My loving wife of 10 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?’

And then the fight started …

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.

So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”

And that’s when the fight started…. —————————————————

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”

“No,” she answered. I then said, “Is that your final answer?” She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying “Yes.”

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And that’s when the fight started…. ——————————————————————–

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.

When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. ‘When you finish cutting the grass,’ I said, ‘you might as well sweep the driveway.’

and then the fight started…

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Hahhahhaahah

A bloody funny joke that i received in my email

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all went:

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw meand said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word… but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said.. “What’s for dinner, Batman?”

Ha.

For once, i managed to surprise Wifey w/o her suspecting of anything. I took half-day and went to get her an I-Phone which cost a cool 1.1k. Then i got Puat to help me crack the phone so that she can do weird stuff on it.

Anyway, it is very amazing that i am willingy to fork out this kind of money for a gift but i felt that she deserves a wonderful V-day gift.

Hopefully, this gift will last her for the next 2 years ?

Lots of things to update. So i will just summarise it up.

1) Reyes got baptised in St Ignatius church. He fell asleep for majority of the mass.

2) Reyes fell off our bed while i was shitting. Scared the shit out of me and in the end, i didn’t have any more shit to shit out.

3) Reyes went to his first KTV session

4) Reyes got his first ang paos and enjoyed his first CNY

5) Reyes can flip to his tummy and flip back

6) Reyes has gotten heavier and stronger

7) Reyes has started eating cereal and drinking formula milk

Reyes is being taken care by MIL

9) Reyes’ feet can touch the floor when he is on the jump-per-roo

10) His currypuff hair has become his trademark

Preston North End 0 – 2 LFC

Stoke City 0 – 0 LFC

LFC 1 – 1 Everton. Damn damn damn

LFC 1 – 1 Everton (FA Cup)

Wigan 1 – 1 LFC Sigh..

Finally, the Airbus project is finished and has gone into production mode.

It has been the most COMPLICATED projects ever and i hope that it works fine. It made me realise a few things.

1) Knowing your stuff is very important. Being well-versed in the business process will help you 10x more than any course that you can take

2) It is WHO you know and not WHAT you know. Thankfully, WHO i know thinks that i am capable and WHAT i know proves that too.

3) Must be firm in what i think is best for my system and ultimately, for myself

4) When a project / process is complex, it is important to break it down into individual parts and analyse

5) Being organised is important

6) If i don’t know / understand, i must ask. It helped me a lot to understand a lot of things because i asked a lot of questions

7) A picture is worth a thousand words

1. My middle name is Marc.

2. I was given 2 nicknames in secondary school. One was Goldfish and the other one was RMS. RMS = Roy Marc Sin and it also meant Rich Man’s Son. Up to this day, I don’t have a clue why i was named Rich Man’s Son.. *shrug*

3. I was an altar boy and in the church choir

4. I am scared of heights. Unless absolutely necessary, i wouldn’t do sky-diving, take a cable car or sit in a roller-coaster

5. I hate eating sotong, octopus or anything spongy

6. I love it when i go home after work and see Wifey and Reyes. I love waking up to see Wifey and Reyes sleeping beside me

7. I had 6 jobs in 7 years. My shortest work tenure was for 1 month before i quit.

8. I have a wife who not only ate her pi-sai when she was young, she has also cultivated the habit of leaving her pi-sai on my body. And it seems that Reyes has followed suit. After “wiping” his face on me, his pi-sai will be on my body. Do i look like a pi-sai collector ?

9. I am watching lots of Super Nanny to learn their techniques so that i can use them on Reyes. LOL

10. I have been a Liverpool fan since the late 1980s.

11. I have played every position in football.

12. I am a FM addict. There was a time when I played from 9am – 1159pm for an entire week. I only stopped for toilet breaks and shower. My meals would be in front of the computer

13. Even though i am in IT, i am a technology idiot. I have no fascination over the newest gadgets. That is why i can use a handphone for a long long time. To date, my current hp is the most advanced that i ever had because it has a camera and i actually use the camera.

14. I must shit in the morning. If i don’t, i will feel very uncomfortable for the entire day because the thought that “i must shit” will keep popping into my mind

15. I hate creepy crawly insects but I am terrified of flying cockroaches. It is the most digesting thing ever !

16. When i was young, i used to dig my nose and “paste” the pi-sai under the table

17. I am half-Hainanese, half-Cantonese but i only understand a bit of both languages. I cannot speak any of them fluently. My best dialect is Hokkien and that is also half-fucked. The only time when my hokkien is fluent is when i am super-high or pissed drunk because that is when all my hokkien vulgarities come out in smooth sentences. Usually, that shocks lots of ppl

18. If i can afford, I would love to have 4 kids

19. One day, I want to backpack with Wifey w/o a care in the world and to go to all the places that we want to go.

20. One day, I want to bring Wifey and kids to Anfield

21. I love chicken(not the geylang type). I can eat an entire chcken rice white chicken in one sitting.

22. My chinese sucks but somehow or rather, i am able to decipher what i read in the japanese(translated to chinese) comics that i buy

23. I think i was born as a bo-chap person. When i was in nursery, my mum brought me to see a psychiatrist bcos all my drawings were in black. After a while, they found out that i couldn’t be bothered to fight for the crayons and allowed the rest of the kids to take the colored ones first. So in the end, it was either white or black. I took black.

24. I am actually quite a shy person but i am also a firm believer that it is WHO you know and not WHAT you know that counts the most. So that is rather contradicting.

25. I want to follow in my parents’ footsteps. To achieve what they have achieve and to have what they have at their age

I decided that i don’t want to make any resolutions because i don’t keep them. Hahaha.

I only have 10 little wishes

1. All my family and friends will be healthy, happy and have peace in their life.

2. Reyes will grow up to be a happy, smart little boy

3. Wifey will enjoy her P3 teaching

4. WORLD PEACE !

5. Strike TOTO 1st price and won only by one person which is ME !!!! MUERHAHAHAHAHAH

6. AIG shares go UP, UP, UP !

7. I will still have a job

8. Petrol prices remain at the current price or go even lower

9. Liverpool wins the EPL & CL double !

and finally

10. *Breathe in* My single friends will get attached! My attached friends will get married! My married friends will have a baby! My pregnant friends will have a safe delivery and have a healthy baby! My friends who are parents will have a wonderful family life. *Breathe out*

MUERHAHAHAHAH